Yeah, I started getting sick during a time when things are getting busier out at work.

Damn Murphy.

I can honestly tell I’m getting sick because my brain isn’t connecting dots anymore. It’s like numeric dyslexia. Instead of getting a puppy when connecting dots 1 through 84, I get a caffeine-deprived Cthulhu playing all-star basketball with a chicken nugget against Parliament members.

I wish we had brain-recorders so I could record some of the lovely tangents my brain is going off on. Or at least afford a stenographer.

Maybe I should get a Paypal button…

Ooh, see?!?!? There it is again!

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I was watching Bill Maher last night, and in his ending monologue he used the attributed Albert Einstein quote:

If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left.

He then stated that bees are disappearing all over the place, mainly because of cell phone signals interfering with a bee’s ability to navigate.

Sounds weird.  Sounds almost fake.

Until I realized I haven’t seen a bee in my yard for at least three years.  When I was seven or eight I saw them all over the place. 

But, then again, I was half as tall as I am now and I would probably have a memory that is a little exaggerated…

Like a good geek, I turned to the Intarweb.

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I used to think of this as a function of stupid people, or at least ignorant/uneducated people.  At the very least, people lacking willpower.

But now, I wonder, ’cause I did it.  Tonight.

What am I typing about?  Over-eating because the food is there, sitting in front of you.

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