Every time I post something, the next week turns to hell on Earth for me, and sometimes for the people around me too. The more upbeat the posting, the worse my week.
It doesn’t seem to be pure paranoia. I looked back at each gap and directly after each isolated little post in the nigh-empty calendar, life sucked harder than a Nicollet Avenue ho’ going for the brownie points with a state representative. Or should that be: an Idaho congressman in an airport bathroom, had it not been a cop…?
So this is a great big raspberry to Mr. Murphy and his stupid law, who seems to have nothing better to do than piss on me. Enjoy it while it lasts, Murphy. ‘Cause when I die, I’m devoting so much energy and time to finding you and then discovering out how sweet payback really is. Don’t worry about desire to live, readers, I want to live. This is revenge that will be served colder than an emperor penguin’s butt at midnight in June, and will be all the sweeter for it.
(Oops, just realized that might be a vicious one. For the slow, here’s a hint: Emperor Penguins live in Antarctica…)
The meat of this post: I’m tired of complainers who don’t add to any quality to a conversation and don’t know what they’re complaining about.
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